HANNAH'S SCHOOL FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS
Since the whole Pampered Chef thing never *panned* out, I decided to open my own school for the performing arts! I am starting enrollment for the fall. I expect a huge turn out, so I will encourage you peeps to take advantage of the early bird special. My price has gone up, and I no longer accept cheesies (the economy has not been kind to me). . .just cookies, peanut M&Ms, and of course toys!
Here are a few rules I teach at my school (along with a few demonstrations/examples):
RULE number ONE:
Every good performer knows you have to keep in shape and work out. Those performances, night after night, really take a toll on your body! So, I made sure to get in shape before embarking on my career.
RULE number TWO:
Every good artist/performer knows practice makes perfect! So, I've been practicing extra hard each evening before bed. Here I am practicing my main act: MC HANNAH's "You Can't Touch This" or "Hannah Time" as I call it :) (see videos below to see me practicing LIVE!)
Pointer number TWO (A)
Always look COOL
Video of MC HANNAH practicing "Hannah Time":
another "Hannah Time"
RULE number THREE:
Every good artist knows you need to keep an open mind! I don't discriminate against other types of music. I enjoy everything from country to rock to hip hop to classical to lullabies :) Here I am dancing to "Lion Sleeps Tonight" All choreography is original and created by ME! No professional services were used for this video. I know, it's hard to believe. . .
**Here's a link to a video of me dancing (the video would not download here for some reason). THE PASSWORD is: lion
WOW! Are you seeing what I am seeing? Golly, I am SO GOOD! I just watch those videos over and over again, and marvel at the fact that I am so graceful and coordinated! Can you believe I have not had ONE single dance lesson??? **I'll allow some time for you to peel yourself off the floor after falling out of your seat in disbelief**
Dancing is just a little talent I inherited from my Papa. He really knows how to bust some cool moves! Think of all the money my parents will save on dance lessons in the future! (you can thank me later, Mama and Daddy) In fact, I am sure to have a blossoming career and will be able to take care of my whole family for the rest of their lives! (No thanks are necessary, Mama and Daddy. It's the least I can do after all the years you've supported me)
Well, I need to go practice some more. I'm expecting to see you all at open enrollment AND at a performance at a venue near you! My travel schedule will be released soon. . .
*Hannah 1st saw/heard MC Hammer's song "U Can't Touch This" on another blog we like to peek at every now and then :) Thanks Corinne! It was an instant favorite after Hannah watched another girl her age dancing to it*